Photo Blurt #24, Naughty Newport
Friday, July 31st, 2009
Actually, nothing really naughty here. Just a picture of what happens when you let a guy doing something like hang dresses in a shop window. We were sitting across the street having breakfast and the poor fellow was tasked with opening the store. It was just a little windy and he seemed kind of harried, obviously not quite paying attention to what he was doing. I was pretty sure that a passerby would stop and fix the dress but that never happened. In fact, that white sign you see at the bottom right was placed there by a woman who came up from the docks. She never looked up to see the dress.
Oh, no high-rez shot here as we used the camera phone for the picture.

When I’m not rushed, I like to go back to writing things “old-school,” which for me involves dragging a pencil across a blank sheet of paper. The other morning, while waiting for my breakfast at a local cafe, I was reading a short article by Garrison Keilllor. It inspired me to start the review of the new Green Day CD that I’d been meaning to get to for weeks. So I flipped the piece of paper over and started to scribble.
I get a ton of CDs from jazz vocalists. Many of them are nice variations on the Diana Krall kind of thing. Thankfully, there are enough subtleties in the human voice to make a lot of the records interesting. Still, the majority of the albums take their source material from the jazz vocals canon.
Frank Zappa said that the two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. That may be true, but in Newport, Rhode Island, you have to replace them with heat and humidity. Maybe we were there during an add stretch where all of the fresh air was taking its own vacation.
I’ve been listening to this CD on and off for a few months now, trying to figure out what to say about it besides “Woah! This is awesome!!”


