The Friday Morning Listen: Elvis Costello - Spike
Friday, April 30th, 2010
It was a long time ago, probably in mid-1970’s. There had been fights about Why-do-I-have-to-go-if-I-don’t-believe-any-of-it and all of that. Mom just couldn’t accept that I wasn’t a believer. At some point not long after those arguments, I stopped going to church. It was a relief, as my thoughts on the subject of the existence of a supreme being made me feel out out place in a supposed house of worship.
But this isn’t about me and my lack of religion. It’s about attitudes toward the religious. More closely, it’s about the crust of hardened clichés, reductive thought, and the Internet.
Earlier in the week, I was reading this article at Salon.com entitled Why I finally joined a church. A self-described religious skeptic, writer Jane Roper had a minor change of heart after having twins and deciding that she wanted to seek out an organization that would help her and her children to deal with the many issues of life, death, and community. So she joined a Unitarian Universalist church. My one sentence distillation of her family’s needs and subsequent decision is truly inadequate, so I urge you to read her article.
Roper’s ideas seemed reasonable enough to me. The company of like-minded individuals is almost always good thing. Her desire for her kids to be witness to an active, working community is admirable. It wouldn’t be my choice, but I’m so not a joiner that my opinion on the matter isn’t relevant.
By Monday afternoon, the article had received nearly 150 comments. A day later, almost 250. The amount of vitriol, snottiness, arrogance, and just plain rudeness was spectacular. Yes, I know, it’s the Internet. Was I to expect anything different? After all of these years, I should never be amazed at the things people will say when they can hide behind their net moniker. They would never say this stuff in person (despite their silly protestations to the contrary).
Somehow, the all-knowing goons on the Internet managed to take Roper’s calm and even-handed ideas and twist them around into phlegm-coated accusations of: brain-washing, wishy-washy thinking, poor logic, lazy thought, and selfishness. It’s didn’t stop there though as Jane Roper, the evil parent, is apparently engaging in child abuse, religious indoctrination, and lying to her children. Can bestiality be far behind?!!
The commentary devolved into usual web poo-fling, with posters giving themselves verbal hernias in the attempt to find the next clever way to dump on the author (and other writers as well), her apparent lack of parenting skills, and religion in general. Everybody has the right answer. Everybody knows that right way. The Christian commenters know that the true way can only be found in “the word.” The atheists know that everybody else is full of shit. All of it without a single molecule of empathy. Heck, one poster even said that Roper shouldn’t have had children. Amazing.
There were some defenses here and there, and I’m going to quote a bit of the best one:
So what has happened to us in the US that we are so harsh to each other, that we can so blithely write such negative comments to each other because someone has joined a church (not a “correct” church??), that we excoriate someone for simply stating her desire that she and her family meet with people they feel comfortable and connected with, joining a group of other similarly minded (and non-judgmental) people to build their sense of community?
We can look down our smug noses at the rest of the world as we crow that this is the “greatest country on earth.” And yes, a great country is open to all sorts for viewpoints. I’m not here to squelch any of them. But this lack of empathy extends far, far beyond religion. It’s one of our biggest problems, and I’m not even sure that we’re aware of it.
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I have decided that’s it’s never not fun to talk about what is and isn’t music. The discussions can be thought-provoking, plus there’s always the chance that somebody will lose it and tell the rest of the crowd that they’re ignorant and don’t know what they’re talking about. Yeah, the possibility of that sort of free entertainment keeps me coming back to the scene of the crime.
Imagine a musician who was totally immersed in his craft. Imagine that person setting down his instrument for 45 years. All of those decades away (and I’m sure Mort is tired of hearing about this story), all of that bad living. A reasonable person might think that attempts at a return to music-making would result in either a sad, watered-down facsimile of a former career or a puffy, nostalgia-filled look back. The story did not end that way for Mort Weiss. Collaborations with guitarist Ron Aschete and B3 legend Joey DeFrancesco were similarly stunning.
“I’ll be a genius of some kind or other, probably in literature…Either I’m a genius, I’m egocentric, or I’m slightly schizophrenic. Probably the first two.”
If you’ve listened to enough pop music over your years of taking in culture, you’ll eventually come to realize that things just can’t be the way you’d want them to be. Yes, there is some truth in the existence of the lowest common denominator. Hey, it’s “popular” music for a reason. A pretty big majority of listeners aren’t all that interested in being challenged. They just want to have fun. Lady Gaga, Justin Beiber, Rihanna — fun is the word. Same as it ever was.
Let’s talk about passion. There are days when I can’t decide exactly what it is that I have passion for. Is for music? Is it for words? Words about music? The “right” answer, one that can probably never hold much precision, is likely to be a combination of the three. Plus some other stuff. You might wonder why I care about this. Yeah, I wonder that myself. It has to do with periods of time when I spend too much time inside my own head. All writers know about this.
On paper it looks like a mess. A mess that has been done before. For lyrical source material, take a bunch of words written by a cast of poets both famous and not. Set the poetry to music. Then, record the songs with a huge assortment of musicians, again both famous and not. We’re talking over one hundred players here…a year in the making. Though there have been a few counterexamples, pop music history is littered with failures of this sort. It sounds like another train wreck in the making.
I didn’t really know much about Malcolm McLaren, except that he had some sort of fashion boutique called “Sex” and that he put the Sex Pistols together. A Rolling Stone article marking his death referred to him as a “Punk Renaissance Man.” Yeah, that works. Before the Pistols he was the manager of the New York Dolls. That’s one hell of a fraking noise pedigree if you ask me.
Being the musical egghead that I am, I tend to be very fond of Frank Zappa’s thoughts on composition. In particular, the idea that anything can be music. Yes, anything — “Anything can be music, but it doesn’t become music until someone wills it to be music, and the audience listening to it decides to perceive it as music. Most people can’t deal with that abstraction — or don’t want to.”



